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Türkçe Aşk

By Hülya Uçar
In Nano Öyküler
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Nerede olursan ol geri dönebilirsin, hangi gecenin yanındaysan önemi yok, kaçıncı duymadığım bir hikayenin içinde olduğunu da dikkate almıyorum. Bence, şimdilik yapılacak bir şey yok. Acelem yok, keyifsizliğim geçecek. Asla geriye bakmadım, asla içim acımıyor. Herkes beni seviyor. Yalnız asla değilim, ki olsaydım da bundan bana ne bir hayat içindesin. Partilerde kaybolmadım, kurbağaları sevenler partilerine de katılmadım, yolumu şaşırmadım, on dokuzuncu cadde üzerinde yürüyorum, muz kabuklarını...

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Ateşim Kırk Bir

By Hülya Uçar
In Nano Öyküler
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  Seksenler, doksanlar, ömürler, dönemler, gidenler, yükselenler, dünya çöl olacak, kasveti hisset, hüzün senin benim değil, çünkü herkes bir hayat yaşar, bak kolayı var, prozac… Şimdi takvimin geçen aydan kalan on yedi yaprağı çöpte bamyaların üstünde, elma kabuklarının altında. Atatürk caddesinden aşağı palmiyelerin içinden kendimi insanlara bıraktım; seçiyorum, seçemiyorum: Nasıl bir şehirde dolaşıyorum, kafam allak bullak, bir dudağı caddenin kaldırımına bir dudağı gökdelene...

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The Lost Ship

By Hülya Uçar
In NANO & SHORT STORIES
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Two women, one president, two women president, a princess far away and death is all around side streets in cities miles away which a rare language is rarely spoken, something is nonsense, some things are in danger, no need to be a local, every one can travel wherever he dreams, the pocket of the man with a pipe, in which way a man may reach a woman, logically yes, emotional no, there are a few details you can make reasoning if you really need to do it, you can never resolve your feelings well...

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THE CLITHROPHOBIA

By Hülya Uçar
In NANO & SHORT STORIES
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It was clear that the elevator would go neither 101st floor nor 102nd. Alarm, alarm, alarm, I am stucked in a small box made of completely glass, this is not being locked only but being short of breath, one , two, three, four, I am dying, there was a red button on top of all the shit other buttons, where is it now when I have needed it most in all my life, press any button, I have believed so much in the magic of told stories even a snake which one is always talking with walkers passing one...

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The Fanciful Lady

By Hülya Uçar
In NANO & SHORT STORIES
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Pipe dreams and real facts had diverged and none of them lived, singly.Idler, juggler or stargazer, one who makes his life by doing menial jobs, wandering around from one to another city, accused by building castles in dreamland, and like so, I am one of the dreamer who goes down like dominoes. I was completely uninterested in realtionships going along well with whispering, mischief-makers, ready life friends, janglers and tumblers and not even remotely close to all. I wasn’t the wonder man of...

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The Sea Is My Friend

By Hülya Uçar
In NANO & SHORT STORIES
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  Tonight, I only want to listen to the sea what wants to tell me and betray a very deep secret. If it never speaks, I won’t ask anything. Silence is sometimes a long story. Years ago, years later, right now, whenever how time flies. I have no hurry. I am at the seaside. It’s hot but not too much. A summer time evening on the beach. Zephyr is with me. Time has no meaning. It passes but it’s not more important than the sea and its stories. I don’t worry about getting age here. I feel...

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Have You Any Free Time To Think About Free Time?

By Hülya Uçar
In FANTASTIC NEWS - HEADLINES
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What has happened to our all free time which the miraculous technology gave us? I have never found out the real answer about how time passes very quickly, but isn’t it flying like a jet these days? I used to feel time passing, now I have never realised when the other day begins and ends. The concept of time has gone. I’m thinking of  years and I have no real time to waste and sunbath at the beach for hours aimlessly. All the chores are done by technology – Washing machines do the clothes, dish...

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How Can I Lose Weight?

By Hülya Uçar
In FANTASTIC NEWS - HEADLINES
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Do you really want to lose weight? Guess what! I have a miracle magic stick! You get up and eat five French toast, five scrambled eggs and five bars of chocolate. Let’s see what we can do for your appetite. Start to eat for French toast, four scrambled eggs and four bars of chocolate. The second week, do the same diet with three pieces.Yes, it takes more time to lose weight like that,but it is better to start the diet on Monday and give up on Tuesday, and again better than to eat spinach five...

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One Good News, One Bad News!

By Hülya Uçar
In FANTASTIC NEWS - HEADLINES
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The writer Jack Dan BigBang, who has become a great phenomenon writer in a very short time with his strange very short stories all around the world, surprised the world. His humourus stories are being read by billions of book worms from Poles to the end of the world. No writer has had an unbelievable fame like him for centruies. His book has been publishing the 1247th times just in one month! Crazy huh? This is the good news. But the bad news is that he had no luck to know that he is a very...

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Soğuk Gecede Bir Uzaylı

By Hülya Uçar
In Nano Öyküler
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Zamanın başlangıcı yok. Sonu da yok. Karanlığın bastırdığı bir anda, Eski Yol’a doğru yürürken fener ışığını görebiliyorum. Fenerciyi hiç tanımadığım ve uyanık olduğunu da tahmin ettiğim için gidip kendimi anlatmak geliyor içimden. Bir ağaçtan diğerine gerilmiş ipte dört kişilik bir ailenin çamaşırları…Yaşam bu kadar basit: Kirli ve temiz giysilerden oluşan yuvarlak bir dünya. Çamaşır tozlarıyla hayatlarımızın arasında derin bir ilişki var; kirlileri temizleyip ortaya bundan da yaşamaya değer...

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