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Have You Any Free Time To Think About Free Time?

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What has happened to our all free time which the miraculous technology gave us? I have never found out the real answer about how time passes very quickly, but isn’t it flying like a jet these days? I used to feel time passing, now I have never realised when the other day begins and ends. The concept of time has gone. I’m thinking of  years and I have no real time to waste and sunbath at the beach for hours aimlessly. All the chores are done by technology – Washing machines do the clothes, dish...

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How Can I Lose Weight?

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Do you really want to lose weight? Guess what! I have a miracle magic stick! You get up and eat five French toast, five scrambled eggs and five bars of chocolate. Let’s see what we can do for your appetite. Start to eat for French toast, four scrambled eggs and four bars of chocolate. The second week, do the same diet with three pieces.Yes, it takes more time to lose weight like that,but it is better to start the diet on Monday and give up on Tuesday, and again better than to eat spinach five...

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One Good News, One Bad News!

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The writer Jack Dan BigBang, who has become a great phenomenon writer in a very short time with his strange very short stories all around the world, surprised the world. His humourus stories are being read by billions of book worms from Poles to the end of the world. No writer has had an unbelievable fame like him for centruies. His book has been publishing the 1247th times just in one month! Crazy huh? This is the good news. But the bad news is that he had no luck to know that he is a very...

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Dreamy News Bulletin

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I have so confused problems that I don’t think I am smart enough even for doing the chores, let me tell you what it is exactly- At the same time I was both in a dream and awake. The ones who have migraine can also  know how long it lasts. I have  forgotten how long I have had this ache, was I first child or the second, even this is a question in my mind, I’m paying the bills and I can hear insufficient fund sounds, yes, this is fact, I think I am awake, I’ve just believed that I’m not in a...

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Every Death Is Blues

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Queen Of Circus Dies – A young but old soul clown dies because of long years insomnia. She was used to living with night dreams. Her infinite colourful dreams were holding her on to the life.  Her grandparents were clowns like her, years ago and always lived with dreams . Her genes which are only able to live with dreams make her heart stopped. Living without sleepless and dreamless, she lost all her joy of life, she couldn’t bear to be a sad clown anymore. Age of 30 she died because she had no...

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Supernatural Help

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A Very Rich Man Gives 5000 Gorgeous Houses To Homeless –  Thanks to the biggest donation in the city by Mr. Smith, 5000 homeless people have sweet home; no more staying out at freezing cold nights and boiling hot days. Mr. Smith explained that he has already one beautiful house and he wants more friends to be remembered after his death. A year ago, he had an accident on a very deserted road and had to stay there for two cold days and nights. Surviving life, he thinks about the life of homeless...

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Mary’s Dream

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“Dreaming Service?” “Yes.” “Can you make my dream come true tonight, please? I want to be in eighties as soon as possible before midnight. I wanna wander around calm streets which are not crowded like today, the people living in the city must be familiar faces, even likely to gossip right away, I want to wear very colourful clothes, maybe a green mini skirt, a yellow and orange blouse, green platform shoes. I want my hair punky like Cyndi and wear lace white gloves...

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How Can I Cope With Bad Moments In Life ?

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  To be Pollyanna or not? This main question is sometimes silly but always real for everyone. What are the bad moments in life? Getting late for work and everything, morning syndrome, received bills regularly but no letters, have a lot of neighbours, co-workers but no real friends, being about to cry and have no one to call and be with, feeling lonely without a reasonable reason or with very reasonable reasons, need to pay a lot of bills and have no money , quarrel with people who you...

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The Biggest Train Robbery

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The Greatest Train Robbery – 200 People’s dreams and hopes are robbed in five minutes . Around midnight robbers get on the train and as soon as the train moves from the local station, they abduct it with all passengers. Screams and crying never work, the bad things happen. They are hijacked. The weird robbers never want their money or valuable jewellery but rob all 200 people’s dreams and hopes. Arriving home, hugs and kisses, graduation ceremonies, wedding parties, anniversaries, birthday...

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A Ghost Explains: “I Know Who Killed Me!”

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A Ghost Explains ”I Know Who Killed Me!”- A female ghost makes a written statement to the press that the murderer is a very familiar face with a big black mustache and a big mouth. She says that she also knows his terrible scent of very cheap room spray, he uses it as a perfume for his muscular body and unironed pants and dirty shirt. She says ”While he was trying to kill me on the verge of the cliff in the town, I screamed and said that he looked very familiar .” His terribe voice rings in the...

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